everyones single!!!!! and bitter! except for me =)

From the guard's report--
DID YOU KNOW THAT:

1) more than 5 neighbors complained

2) some neighbors actually went out of their houses to shut us up (nobody noitced)

3) it took the entire day to clean out the cabana of all the cigarettes

4) the community wishes to meet with my parents

5) the best line on the complaint "some of the ladies were very un lady-like and could not keep the drinks from their heads"

6) we were almost 35 people

YEBOY!!!!